Accountability.

I HAVE SOMETHING TO REPORT- A HILARIOUS STORY! IF I DON'T UPDATE WITHIN 2 DAYS, HOUND ME...SEEK ME OUT...EMAIL ME....TEXT ME (but not 75 time Rich Moy)...COME TO MY HOUSE....STEAL MY DOG AND HOLD HIM FOR RANSOM UNTIIIIIIIIL I TELL YOU!

It is funny....in hindsight. It will make you laugh...perhaps gag...and will encourage some of you to say 'I told you SO!'

Hold me accountable. I must begin blogging again, and this is a good story with which to commence.